20070924 Monday September 24, 2007

New Self Defense

I thought up a new way to protect yourself when you are carousing the mean streets late at night. Make sure that you are always carrying 10-12 Bic lighters, if someone runs up on you just throw one of these bad boys at their feet as hard as you can it should burst and you know scare the shit out of your attacker. If they are more persistant you may need to throw like five down rapid fire style and then smash one into their face it will probably burn your hand a little but what is your life worth, I thought so Posted by bathomas ( Sep 24 2007, 11:47:52 PM EDT ) Permalink Comments [0]
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